Burritto and a Brain

You know lunch is going to be great when the person you are meeting walks around the corner rolling their eyes as if they have been waiting for you to arrive for the past 20 minutes.

Bummer that you watched them pull into the parking spot the same time you did. After calling him out on that and making the sweet woman outside Chipotle laugh hysterically I went in for the wonderful Evan hug. And came out of it with arms dripping wet.

D-SGUSTING!

No air conditioner in the car makes for one sweaty Evan hug.

Can I say D-SGUSTING one more time?

The lady watching us was definitely getting entertainment with her lunch.

Laughter is amazing.

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People watching is one of my favorite things to do and people watching with Evan…well…he’s an 18 year old boy so it’s pretty much like hanging out with a middle schooler. IT’S HILARIOUS!

We had a blast and I definitely was embarrassed as I tried to take a picture of the building across the street and Evan felt like a girl sitting outside maybe thought that I was taking a picture of her so he motioned for her to smile. CREEPER? Yes.

Or when I pointed out a table outside of Mom’s from our church and Evan OVERLY leaned forward to look at who I was mentioning. When I pointed out that he shouldn’t look so HARD he then made binoculars out of his hands and continued to scope the surrounding area.

Middle school boy in an 18 year body.

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Chipotle has these amazing stories on their cups and I have to say I was pretty impressed reading the Chip Story. It was at this point of reading, laughing, and spitting out food between giggles that Evan had the brilliant idea that THIS WAS HIS NEW CAREER! Writing the stories on the sides of Chipotle cups.

Even better was reading the other side of the cup “Tasting for fame? Send your cup story to http://www.chipotle.com”

SERIOUSLY?! We have FOUND EVAN’S NEW JOB!

I can’t wait to get to work on a Chipotle cup story!!!

(here’s the link for those of you who KNOW you want to write a story!)

http://www.chipotle.com/en-US/fan-antics/stories/stories.aspx

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We ended lunch with a time I’d like to call “Wisdom from Within” where Evan opened his heart and shared some…dating tips?…with me. Or for me. Or something. But I literally had to write his words down as we discussed my past ‘relationships’. I was laughing SO HARD!

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Evan: Why aren’t you dating?

Me: Men are jerks.

Evan: Men aren’t jerks. You just pick the wrong ones.

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Evan: Why would you keep this up?

Me: Well…he possibly walked away…and I possibly had to prove he still liked me.

Evan: Men aren’t jerks….YOU’RE a jerk.

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Me: So I’m doing this great bible study and I really think it’s going to help.

Evan: You’re gonna be a nun.

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Evan: I don’t get it.

Me: He was pretty to look at.

Evan: We could get you a picture.

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Me: I’m good Evan. I don’t have to be looking for a husband.

Evan: You don’t want a husband? You want to DIE ALONE?!

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Evan: We need to find you a GOOD man.

Me: Oh?

Evan: Don’t shop savers. Shop retail.

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Me: Evan…seriously. I am GOOD single. I was happily living and doing my job. Then God…well I don’t know what He did.

Evan: God said “This is what it feels like to almost have somebody”.

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Every Thursday should have a lunch such as this!

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU EVAN GILBERT!!!!!